August 31, 2010

Luck isn't the winning lotto numbers. Its a roof over your head, clothes on your back, and food in your belly. ~ Unknown

August 30, 2010

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. ~ John Wooden

August 29, 2010

Fear not but only believe. ~ Acts of Thomas

August 28, 2010

Courage is not the lack of fear. It is acting in spite of it. ~ Mark Twain

August 27, 2010

How could you know, when you were twenty and impossibly sexy and unable to imagine yourself otherwise, that time would teach you something. That age is not a loss but an exchange: of wisdom for youth, grace for foolishness, love for lust. And it is an exchange that will seem a very unfair trade, not for the woman, but for the girl. ~ Unknown

August 26, 2010

There is this strange idea that books are elitist. Totally untrue. Books are about ideas and ideas belong to everybody. ~ Evan Solomon

August 25, 2010

Because I wouldn't feel the pain, I couldn't feel the joy. ~ Celleste

August 24, 2010

All those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. ~ Kurt Vonnegut

August 23, 2010

When you grow up in America things like Christianity water down your feelings... When you're taught to love everybody, taught to love your enemies, what value does that put on love? ~ Marilyn Manson

August 22, 2010

For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat, and wrong. ~ H. L. Mencken

August 21, 2010

Life and death, energy and peace. If I stop today it was still worth it. Even the terrible mistakes that I made and would have unmade if I could. The pains that have burned me and scarred my soul; it was worth it, for having been allowed to walk where I've walked, which was to hell on earth, heaven on earth, back again, into, under, far in between, through it, and above. ~ Gia Carangi

August 20, 2010

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked for Him to forgive me. ~ Emo Phillips

August 19, 2010

The object of war is not to die for you country, but to make the other bastard die for his. ~ General George Patton

August 18, 2010

I do my think and you do your thing. I am not in this world to live up to your expectations, and you are not in this world to live up to mine. You are you, and I am I, and if by chance we find each other, its beautiful. ~ Frederick E. Perl

August 17, 2010

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. ~ H. L. Mencken

August 16, 2010

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. ~ Mario Andretti

August 15, 2010

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? ~ James Forney

August 14, 2010

Never take no from someone who is not in the place to say yes. ~ Unknown

August 13, 2010

When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours. That's relativity. ~ Albert Einstein

August 12, 2010

Beauty fades, dumb is forever. ~ Judge Judy Sheindlin

August 11, 2010

If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. ~ Eddie Izzard

August 10, 2010

Christians are quick to scoff at the absurdity of other religions when most fail to realize they worship a book that contains talking snakes, bushes, and donkeys. ~ Unknown

August 09, 2010

This is the way the world ends.
This is the way the world ends.
This is the way the world ends.
Not with a bang, but a whimper

~ T. S. Eliot (from "The Hollow Men")

August 08, 2010

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. ~ Jimi Hendrix

August 07, 2010

The best way out is through. ~ Robert Frost

August 06, 2010

Don't apologize for your real feelings. Deliver your message. Own it. Then stay with it. ~ Phil McGraw

August 05, 2010

Before you speak, ask yourself: is it kind, is it necessary, is it true, does it improve on the silence? ~ Shirdi Sai Baba, Indian saint

August 04, 2010

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? ~ Thomas Jefferson

August 03, 2010

Two truths of the universe:

1. Shit exists.
2. Shit persists
~ Unknown

August 02, 2010

No matter where you stand, no matter how far or fast you flee, when it hits the fan, as much as possible will be propelled in your direction, and almost none will be returned to the source. ~ John L. Shelton

August 01, 2010

This planet is obviously being used as an insane asylum by other planets. ~ George Bernard Shaw

July 31, 2010

When you come to the end of everything you know, and the next step is into the depths of darkness of the great unknown, you must believe one of two things: either you will step out onto firm ground, or you will be taught to fly. ~ Claire Norris