November 30, 2010

The more numerous the laws, the more corrupt the government. ~ Tacitus, AD 100

November 29, 2010

No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats -- approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less. ~ Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom

November 28, 2010

If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith. ~ Albert Einstein

November 27, 2010

Own only what you can carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people.  Let your memory be your travel bag. ~ Alexander Solzhenitsyn

November 26, 2010

Who naught suspects is easily deceived. ~ Francesco Petrarch

November 25, 2010

You draw people to you; then you push them away. ~ Maya Angelou (from "Wouldn't Take Nothing For My Journey Now")

November 24, 2010

All I do is act on my passions and they call it sin.
All I do is tell the truth and they call me a hypocrite.
All I feel is pain and sorrow and they call it love.
All I do is pour my heart out to empty pages and they call it pretty.

~Benito Behar

November 23, 2010

I live the way I type -- fast and with mistakes.  ~ Unknown

November 22, 2010

Half of life is fucking up -- the other half is dealing with it.  ~ Henry Rollins

November 21, 2010

If it weren't for capital punishment, we'd have no Easter. ~ Bill Hicks

November 20, 2010

I'm a PBS mind in an MTV world. ~ Unknown

November 19, 2010

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. ~ Albert Einstein

November 18, 2010

I get by just fine without the husband and the jeep and the house in the suburbs. ~ from "Ladies Night at Finbar's Hotel"

November 17, 2010

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. ~ H. L. Mencken

November 16, 2010

A magazine is not a mirror.  Have you ever seen anyone in a magazine who seemed even vaguely like you looking back? (If you have, turn the page.)  Most magazines are made to sell us a fantasy of what we're supposed to be.  They reflect what society deems to be a standard, however unrealistic or unattainable that standard is. That doesn't mean you should cancel your subscription.  It means you need to remember that its just ink on paper.  And that whatever standards you set for yourself, for how much you want to weigh, for how hard you work out, or how many times you make it to the gym, should be your standards.  Not someone else's. ~ Unknown

November 15, 2010

War doesn't determine who's right.  War determines who's left. ~ Bertrand Russell

November 14, 2010

The more I study religions, the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself. ~ Istavan

November 13, 2010

Warning: Do not drink the battery acid. It doesn't taste good and will hurt you. Also, do not bite the tires, especially while the bike is moving.

Our lawyers made us put these warnings in.

~From an Australian motorcycle manual

November 12, 2010

More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself. -- Chuck Palahniuk (from "Choke")

November 11, 2010

First they came for the Communists, and I didn't speak up, because I wasn't a Communist.  Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up, because I wasn't a Jew.  Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up, because I was a Protestant.  Then they came for me, and by that time there was no one left to speak up for me. ~ Rev. Martin Niemoller, 1945

November 10, 2010

When the going gets tough, the average get conservative. ~ Henry Rollins

November 09, 2010

What is happening, right or wrong, is happening because of the choices you've made and you are the only one who is responsible. ~ Unknown

November 08, 2010

The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off. ~ British Army Journal, 1949

November 07, 2010

Religions are all alike -- founded on fables and mythologies. ~ Thomas Jefferson

November 06, 2010

I am not obliged to know everything. -- Maya Angelou (from "Wouldn't Take Nothing For My Journey Now")

November 05, 2010

My best feature is my big, beautiful, sexy brain. ~ Unknown

November 04, 2010

You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. ~ Albert Einstein

November 03, 2010

If Jesus was hung, would we pray to a rope? ~ Gord Downie

November 02, 2010

Even very young children need to be informed about dying.  Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child.  This will make threatening him with it much more effective. ~ P. J. O'Rourke

November 01, 2010

One does not yearn for that which is easily acquired. ~ Ovid