January 31, 2011
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. ~ Scott Adams, as Dilbert
January 30, 2011
You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend. ~ Yasir Arafat, on going to war over religion
January 29, 2011
They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. ~ Benjamin Franklin
January 28, 2011
I'm extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end. ~ Margaret Thatcher
January 26, 2011
Those people that think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. ~ Isaac Asimov
January 24, 2011
We did then what we knew how to do. Now that we know better, we can do better. ~ Maya Angelou
January 23, 2011
God made armpits so we don't have to stick our hands up our asses when its cold. ~ Dave Matthews
January 22, 2011
Next week their can't be any crisis. My schedule is full already. ~ Henry Kissinger
January 20, 2011
If I've seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants. ~ Isaac Newton
January 19, 2011
Big Brother isn't watching. He's singing and dancing. He's pulling rabbits out of a hat. Big Brother's busy holding your attention every moment you're awake. He's making sure you're always distracted. He's making sure you're fully absorbed. -- Chuck Palahniuk (from "Lullaby")
January 18, 2011
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but so would an eighty pound carrot. ~ Unknown
January 16, 2011
Religion is for people who are afraid to go to hell. Spirituality is for those who've already been there. ~ Unknown
January 15, 2011
Every time I see the Spice Girls, it makes me want to try to fly by climbing my roof and strapping bricks to my shoes. ~ Eddie Vedder
January 14, 2011
The very existence of flame throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
January 13, 2011
It ain't that there's too many fools in the world, its just that the lightnin' ain't fairly distributed. ~ Mark Twain
January 12, 2011
The reason why grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is that they have a common enemy. ~ Sam Levenson
January 10, 2011
You are what you eat? "The hell you are, " she thought. "You are what you've been fed." ~ from "Ladies Night at Finbar's Hotel"
January 09, 2011
What really interests me is whether God had any choice in the creation of the world. ~ Albert Einstein
January 08, 2011
If you're not an idealist by the time you're twenty, you have no heart. But if you are still an idealist by the time you are thirty, you don't have a head. ~ Randolph Bourne
January 07, 2011
There are three types of economists. Those who can count, and those who can't. ~ Eddie George, Governor of the Bank of England
January 06, 2011
Those who make peaceful resolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable. ~ John Adams
January 05, 2011
You suffer from the oral/anal reversal problem. You're either talking shit or talking out of your ass, but you don't know which. ~ Major Chip Krokoski
January 04, 2011
The question is not if you are paranoid, it is if you are paranoid enough. ~ Unknown
January 02, 2011
The trouble with Communism is the Communists, just as the trouble with Christianity is the Christians. ~ H. L. Menken
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