February 28, 2011

Too many times for comfort I have expected to reap good when I know I have sown evil.  ~ Maya Angelou (from "Wouldn't Take Nothing For My Journey Now")

February 27, 2010

People will wrangle for religion, write for it, fight for it, die for it; anything but live for it. ~ Charles Caleb Colton

February 26, 2010

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people are so full of doubts. ~ Bertrand Russell

February 25, 2010

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. ~ Aldous Huxley

February 24, 2010

You can only lose what you cling to. ~ Buddha

February 23, 2010

Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants won't help. ~ Unknown

February 22, 2011

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. ~ Unknown

February 21, 2011

Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. ~ Albert Einstein

February 20, 2011

I believe there is a god, but I don't believe that to truly believe you must sit with other believers one day a week for two hours.  If God is god then I'm sure he/she will not mind if I choose to believe in him/her in my own way. ~ Rudiger Rapin

February 19, 2010

As miserable as life may be, I hold it pretty precious. ~ Henry Rollins

February 18, 2010

Work out your own salvation.  Do not depend on others. ~ Buddha

February 17, 2011

Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a big bag of money. ~ Unknown

February 16, 2010

Until we are all literate, we'll never be truly free. ~ Unknown

February 15, 2010

No man or woman born coward or brave can shun his destiny. ~ Homer (from "The Iliad")

February 14, 2011

I just want a woman who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don't already know, and make me laugh. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow. I will do your windows. I will care about your feelings. Just have something there. ~ Henry Rollins

February 13, 2011

A clarification of Christianity: Thou shall not kill, except in the name of God, Jesus Christ, or the Holy Ghost. ~ Xavier Cross

February 12, 2011

Having a horrible start to your sex life was a great advantage to a girl.  It meant that your expectations were low and the temptations were fewer. -- from "Ladies Night At Finbar's Hotel"

February 11, 2010

A weed is an unloved flower. ~ Sherita Mason

February 10, 2010

You might have to suspend some of your own programming in order to get to know something besides yourself.  This is being open.  This is what real education teaches.  But this hardly suggests that you need to "believe" something in order to understand it.  Such "belief" is not really belief.  It's more like practicing something to see if it works. ~ Joe Baxter

February 09, 2011

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. ~ Unknown

February 08, 2010

Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the Earth with your eyes turned skyward.  For it is there that you have been and it is there that you will always long to be. ~ Leonardo da Vinci

February 07, 2010

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. ~ H. L. Mencken

February 06, 2011

Are you under the delusion that life and history are about justice and that societies, through some divine intercession, pay for their past atrocities?  Throughout human history, no "divine" agency has ever interfered with the infliction of suffering by one culture onto another... not once.  Good never triumphs over evil, it exists in spite of it. ~ Jack Kilmon

February 05, 2011

Dear Gossips,

We are in Whistler with our families and many of our friends. It’s Day 99 of the 2010 Torch Relay and I will be running the Olympic Torch tonight at 6:40pm in Whistler Village, the Host Mountain Resort of the 2010 Winter Olympics. Someone said to me the other day – there’s only ONE flame. I will be carrying That Flame. And it’s the flame that will eventually light the Olympic Cauldron in one week, February 12th, to commemorate the beginning of the Games. Canada’s Games.

Still don’t really believe it. They told me last Fall and I haven’t wanted to share it because I’m so superstitious, I thought I might jinx it. Then the package arrived from Coca-Cola in December with the Torch Relay uniform – pants and jacket and toque and the red mittens – and a comprehensive guide and little flags for my cheering section, a plastic sign for them to hold up, a night light in the shape of a Coke bottle, a marker, and a confirmation letter about my location... this is when it became real. As for the torch, it isn’t presented to you until just before you run. Afterward you can take it home.

Today I’ll be meeting with other runners, we’ll attend a briefing, then we’ll climb onto a bus, and rally each other as we get dropped off one by one at our stop points. The torch route is marked according to each runner’s segment. Every runner is assigned a number. So our loved ones will look for those numbers and wait for us to pass by.

My father will be waiting for me at the start point. He moved here from Hong Kong, the 6th of 10 children from meagre beginnings, raised on a farm even though they were not a farming family, so poor they had to share turnips for dinner some nights with no light. Dad is a quiet, introverted person. He doesn’t say much. He wasn’t much when he arrived here: barely educated, no money, and not much motivation for more until I came along, at which point he worked 2 jobs, put himself through night school, and somehow finished high school equivalency before continuing on and completing an accounting degree.

My mother will be waiting for me at the end point. She recently learned how to use her camera by nagging a service person at an electronics store for 2 hours. She’ll be asking everyone around her to take pictures of her. Because this is her moment. Mother has been broken by betrayal, a bad kidney, saved by a transplant, and is currently battling some kind of thyroid issue. I try not to worry. Because Mother is the Chinese Squawking Chicken. She will smack a bitch before the bitch even knows. But she became that by circumstance and she fought hard for 30 years to make sure that circumstance never defined me.

Their story is no more, no less than most Canadian immigrant stories. And those stories are no more and no less than the ones belonging to the 12,000 other torchbearers on the relay. We’re all doing it for more than just ourselves. I’m doing it for two people who had nothing, who busted their asses to make sure that I did not end up with nothing, who will watch me running with the torch tonight and proudly declare, as they have declared every day of my life, that I am the best thing they ever did.

And they did it here, in CANADA.

Please forgive my corny. It’s been an emotional few days. My mother hasn’t yelled at me once, and she keeps giving out hugs. She has us a little freaked out. I feel very sorry for the innocent bystanders who have to be near her later tonight.

As you imagine, it’s an extraordinary day for our family. So I will not be blogging after Tingles. A thousand apologies for the inconvenience and so much appreciation for your understanding. Will be back strong and smutty on Monday...

Yours in gossip and in Olympic spirit,
Lainey


~ Elaine Lui, celebrity blogger

February 04, 2010

So you can make me come
That doesn't make you Jesus

~Tori Amos (from "Precious Things")

February 03, 2010

My goal is simple: the complete understanding of the Universe. ~ Stephen Hawking

February 02, 2010

You must be prepared to accept that the foundation for all that you believe is not only possibly wrong, but probably wrong. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

February 01, 2011

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you.  Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure. ~ Unknown