October 31, 2011
Women complain about pre-menstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. ~ Rosanne Barr
October 30, 2011
The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus by the Supreme Being in the womb of a virgin, will be classified with the fable of the generations of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter. ~ Thomas Jefferson
October 29, 2011
The smart ones ask when they don't know. And, sometimes when they do. ~ Malcolm Forbes
October 28, 2011
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. ~ Dave Barry
October 26, 2011
You cannot see what I see because you see what you see. You cannot know what I know because you know what you know. What I see and what I know cannot be added to what you see and what you know because they are not of the same kind. Neither can it replace what you see and what you know, because that would be to replace yourself. ~ Douglas Adams
October 25, 2011
We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and most are different colours. But they all have to learn to live in the same box. ~ Unknown
October 24, 2011
If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. ~ George Orwell
October 23, 2011
Being religious means asking passionately the question of the meaning of our existence and being willing to receive answers, even if the answers hurt. ~ Paul Tillich
October 22, 2011
Its not that I'm so smart. Its just that I stay with problems longer. ~ Albert Einstein
October 21, 2011
You can get away with a lot of shit if it looks like that's all you know how to do. ~ Henry Rollins (from "Get in the Van")
October 17, 2011
It was once said that it is better to have loved and lost than have never loved at all. This is not entirely true. It is neither better nor worse. Both hurt and both are, in their own separate ways, unbearable. ~ Cristoph Lamarte
October 16, 2011
When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion. ~ Abraham Lincoln
October 13, 2011
It doesn't mean that I advocate violence, but at the same time I am not against using violence in self-defence. I don't call it violence when its self-defence. I call it intelligence. ~ Malcolm X
October 10, 2011
Anyone can pretend to be serious. But its almost impossible to be funny. ~ Robin Williams
October 09, 2011
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. ~ Winston Churchill
October 07, 2011
You do not set the standard. You have not walked in my footsteps, danced in my shoes, or lived in my world. Do not judge me, point your fingers at me, or become experts on my life. Instead celebrate with me in times of joy and cry with me in times of pain. Only then will we begin to understand each other. ~ Kate Baker
October 04, 2011
How to Stay Young
Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight, and height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her.
Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.
Enjoy the simple things.
Laugh often, long, and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
Surround yourself with what you love, whether its family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.
Cherish your health. If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, not NOT to where the guilt is.
Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.
And always remember: life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
~ George Carlin
Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight, and height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her.
Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.
Enjoy the simple things.
Laugh often, long, and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
Surround yourself with what you love, whether its family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.
Cherish your health. If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, not NOT to where the guilt is.
Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.
And always remember: life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
~ George Carlin
October 03, 2011
Do not build walls for they are dangerous. Learn to transcend them.
Live in the moment, for each one is precious and not to be squandered.
Take care of yourself, first and foremost.
Drop the ego. Be real. And watch what happens.
All things are possible, all of the time.
Maintain Universal Flow. When someone gives, it is an act of generosity to receive. For in the giving, there is something gained.
~ Joan Bradly (from "God on a Harley")
Live in the moment, for each one is precious and not to be squandered.
Take care of yourself, first and foremost.
Drop the ego. Be real. And watch what happens.
All things are possible, all of the time.
Maintain Universal Flow. When someone gives, it is an act of generosity to receive. For in the giving, there is something gained.
~ Joan Bradly (from "God on a Harley")
October 01, 2011
Nothing Gold Can Stay
Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's a flower
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf
So Eden sank to grief.
So dawn goes down today.
Nothing gold can stay.
~ Robert Frost
Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's a flower
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf
So Eden sank to grief.
So dawn goes down today.
Nothing gold can stay.
~ Robert Frost
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