Warning: Do not drink the battery acid. It doesn't taste good and will hurt you. Also, do not bite the tires, especially while the bike is moving.
Our lawyers made us put these warnings in.
~From an Australian motorcycle manual
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July 18, 2010
Hi. I'm Spider Jerusalem. I smoke. I take drugs. I drink. I wash every six weeks. I masturbate constantly and fling my steaming poison semen down from my window into your hair and food. I'm a rich and respected columnist for a major metropolitan newspaper. I live with two beautiful women in the city's most expensive and select community. Being a bastard works. -- Warren Ellis (from "Transmetropolitan")
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