Showing posts with label dave barry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dave barry. Show all posts
June 18, 2012
What happens if a big asteroid hits the earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad. ~ Dave Barry
March 10, 2012
You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. ~ Dave Barry
March 02, 2012
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers. ~ Dave Barry
February 12, 2012
There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven. ~ Dave Barry
January 03, 2012
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic. ~ Dave Barry
October 28, 2011
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. ~ Dave Barry
December 05, 2010
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. ~ Dave Barry
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