December 04, 2011

Creationists make it sound as though a "theory" is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. ~ Isaac Asimov

June 22, 2011

At one time or another I have insulted everybody and I am proud of that.  Folks, let me sum it up for you: I think religion is bad, and drugs are good.  I think America causes cancer, longevity is less important than fun and young people should be discouraged from voting.  I think stereotypes are true, abstinence is a perversion, Bush's lies are worse than Clinton's, and there is nothing sexy about being old or pregnant.  I think 9-11 changed nothing, and if I had known the onset of war would add a hundred points onto Bush's I.Q., I would have started one.  I think pornography stops rape, I think AIDS ribbons are stupid, and a flag burning makes me feel patriotic.  I think death is not the worst thing that can happen.  I think people have too much self-esteem, and being drunk is funny.  I think children are not innocent, God doesn't write books, and Jesus wasn't a republican.  I am for mad cow disease, and against suing tobacco companies.  I think girls hate each other, no doesn't always mean no, you have to lie to stay married, women's sports are boring, and the Olympics are gay.  We'll be on for another six weeks here on ABC... ~ Bill Maher, prior to ABC cancelling his show

June 22, 2010

Intoxicated By Love


Because of your love
I have lost my sobriety.
I am intoxicated
By the madness of Love.

In this fog
I have become a stranger to myself.
I am so drunk
I have lost my way to my house.

In the garden
I see only your face.
From the trees and blossoms
I inhale only your fragrance.

Drunk with the ecstasy of love
I can no longer tell the difference
Between drunkard and drink,
Between Lover and Beloved.


~ Rumi