November 07, 2012

Every child is an artist.  The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. ~ Pablo Picasso

July 04, 2012

Its not America that I have a problem with, per se.  Its the Americans in it that present the biggest issue. ~ Unknown

October 22, 2011

Its not that I'm so smart.  Its just that I stay with problems longer. ~ Albert Einstein

September 27, 2011

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem solve itself? ~ Unknown

July 13, 2011

No problem can be solved from the same consciousness that created it.  We must learn to see the world anew. ~ Albert Einstein

April 08, 2011

I don't have an attitude problem; you have a perception problem. ~ Scott Adams, as Dilbert

February 26, 2010

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people are so full of doubts. ~ Bertrand Russell

January 05, 2011

You suffer from the oral/anal reversal problem. You're either talking shit or talking out of your ass, but you don't know which. ~ Major Chip Krokoski

October 28, 2010

The problem with most Americans is that they don't like any question that takes more than ten seconds to answer. ~ Gore Vidal

August 22, 2010

For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat, and wrong. ~ H. L. Mencken