December 29, 2010

I tried to see things from your point of view, but I couldn't put my head that far up my ass. ~ Liam Gallagher

September 23, 2010

If a man suddenly appears before me with a big beard and locks and the works, and performed this huge fucking miracle and said to me, "I am God", I'd say, "Fuck man, I didn't believe in ya but OK, you got me."  But until that day he can fuck right off. ~ Liam Gallagher