Showing posts with label shit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shit. Show all posts

May 13, 2012

Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater.  If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.  If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.  If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.  If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.  She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.  So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit. ~ Unknown

October 21, 2011

You can get away with a lot of shit if it looks like that's all you know how to do. ~ Henry Rollins (from "Get in the Van")

March 08, 2011

I will endure all of this subhuman driveling shit with a smile. ~ Unknown

January 05, 2011

You suffer from the oral/anal reversal problem. You're either talking shit or talking out of your ass, but you don't know which. ~ Major Chip Krokoski

August 03, 2010

Two truths of the universe:

1. Shit exists.
2. Shit persists
~ Unknown

July 15, 2010

I am the blind man pulling the elephant's tail. If that's where the shit is, so be it. ~ Unknown