May 13, 2012

Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater.  If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.  If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.  If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.  If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.  She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.  So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit. ~ Unknown

February 03, 2012

Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better. ~ Robert Redford

August 31, 2010

Luck isn't the winning lotto numbers. Its a roof over your head, clothes on your back, and food in your belly. ~ Unknown

July 24, 2010

I have said these things, not that we may disparage fasting, but that we may honor fasting; for the honor of fasting consists not in abstinence from food, but in withdrawing from sinful practices; since he who limits his fasting only to an abstinence from meats, is one who especially disparages it. ~ St. John Chrysostom