June 20, 2012
It's the responsibility of the media to look at the president with a microscope, but they go too far when they use a proctoscope. ~ Richard Nixon
June 18, 2012
What happens if a big asteroid hits the earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad. ~ Dave Barry
June 17, 2012
When I was growing up, there were two things that were unpopular in my house. One was me, and the other was my guitar. ~ Bruce Springsteen
June 15, 2012
I am convinced that most people do not grow up. We find parking spaces and honor our credit cards. We marry and dare to have children and call that growing up. I think what we do is mostly grow old. We carry accumulation of years in our bodies and on our faces, but generally our real selves, the children inside, are still innocent and shy as magnolias. ~ Maya Angelou (from "Letter to My Daughter")
June 14, 2012
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. ~ Harlan Ellison
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